… Was Stuck On Mr. P

You know that one crush that never grows fainter? That’s Mr. P

No Uterus, No Comment!

As if dealing with my period isn’t enough, I have to also deal with a sanitary pad which seems wide off the mark! This is pretty maddening.

I Can Text This Way Too

Well idk, prhps if u stop txt’n dis way n strt 2 ryt in ful, hu knws, I myt as well. No, am nt a PARTY POOPER. U’ll c dat am more PLEASURABLE whn u r able 2 knw da dfrnc btwn “am” & “I’m”, and hnstly use dem APPROPRIATELY instd of focus’n on txt’n wid’out VOWELS. Is it dat u cnt spell da words? BE HONEST. Oh! I gt it! YOU USE A SMART PHONE WITH AN AUTO CORRECT and the T9 PREDICTIVE TEXT BUT YOU AREN’T SMART AFTER ALL. We know of the Internet abbreviations; LOL when you’re […]

I Am Never Seeing The Dentist Again!!

I Am Never Seeing The Dentist AGAIN!! I am in so much pain this very minute… so much that I could give that dentist a blow in the face that could fracture my knuckles. The tooth extraction was today, and it was successfully done. But the pain is agonizing. Give me, in exchange for this, the pain I felt days ago when my wisdom tooth was utterly unruly. Please! I would not wish this for my worst enemy. I’ve experienced diverse pains, but this is indescribable. I can even feel the pain in my knees. “Relax your jaws… relax your […]

Writer’s Block S#cks!!

Israel Allende says “write what cannot be forgotten”. Let me try; This picky sentence has been re-written innumerable times in different way. It started with the story of a sheep, distorted to the couple I saw last night touching each other behind my house, then I began to narrate the story of the lady who got attacked by armed robbers in my neighborhood –no I didn’t witness it, mother put in the picture. I’ll try not to delete this sentence… phew! I didn’t. Heard of the Ghanaian couple who recently gave birth at Bradford Royal Infirmary to their third set […]

Love Me Some February!

It’s a month of love and I’m probably more excited than you are.

Mum Entered The Bathroom… With Me In It!!

🙁 Mother oh Mother! My mother is the most amusing mother in the world! In my childhood years, I’d enter the bathroom without restraint, when Mother was bathing, even Curtis (twin brother). I’m grown now… who does that still?? Does she even care? This morning, mother did it with ease. “Maa!” “What?? Are you not my daughter? Today you’re shy?!” I couldn’t fight it. She stole conscious stares at me while I bathed, making sure I saw her stare, with pleasant smiles. I must say it was a bit uncomfortable. “Let me scrub your back for you” “Maa! I can […]

5 Days Until Extraction! The Dentist Said

If I could curse this wisdom tooth, I would, but what’s the use? The pain is excruciating and unbearable. No, this isn’t the first time she’s alerted me of her existence –it’s actually the third, yet the most agonizing. Have you ever felt wiser feeling your wisdom tooth shooting up? Then take it off, please! Doc, please. DAY 1 – THE DAY BEFORE… It was only but Friday I had a shoot during the day, then had dinner with a friend and laughed my heart out fluently. The pains begun to settle in on Saturday, but I had 2 papers […]

An Independent Sheep Is A Goat!

Ever seen a sheep crossing the road or streets alone, without its shepherd? He stands in the middle of the road timid, and crying for help.

Please Tell Nii That I’ll Be Better

Nii is too cool to entertain such behaviour from me; I will be better, please tell him that.

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